my grandma told the waiter it was my birthday as a joke and
Literally me when I hurt people
oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend
HORROR MOVIE ADS ON YOUTUBE THAT U CANT SKIP
alternate ending to tfios
The story behind this is we a played Halloween hide an seek in the dark. My brother took so long to be found that people were texting him asking him where he was. All he replied with was “spoop” and “14 inches flaccid”
When we found him he was blogging on tumblr. He got the prize of course.
Guys don’t encourage my brother it only makes him stronger
GUYS SERIOUSLY IF HE SEES THIS HE’LL COME TO MY HOUSE AND GIVE ME A JACKASS GRIN I SWE AA R
WHO TOLD HIM
WHO TOLD HIM
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
i only get stronger the more everyone sees this
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
Pixar can never top this.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?
This has been one of the hardest days ever having to say goodbye to alex but wow we’ve had such an amazing week and I’ve just fallen in love with him all over again. Alex is the most special and important and perfect person who has ever lived and I’m the most fortunate person in the world to be able to love him and have him love me back. He’s the only one for me.
Here are some selfies that were promised :) <3
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.